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  • Dancing Queen Dead

    by Carol Heights After a thirty-six hour dance-a-thon at Borderline City's once illustrious Ye Old Border Club has taken a turn for the lethal as thirty-one year old dancing queen Natalie Nevadrin and all thirty occupants of club have died of dance …

  • Serial Panty Thief Strikes Dept Store

    by Carol Heights Another mystifying and disturbing theft has occurred in the realm of women's negligee; however, this time the felon struck large. Tomorrow marks the opening of _Pay More for Less's_ new promotion that has a lot of women excited (or …

  • Dog Show Ends In Tragic Goo

    by Carol Heights The 18th annual BC Dog Parade ended in tragedy last night, when a four foot tall, equally as wide gray-colored jelly appeared, attacking the participants. Although no one was injured from the attack, many people had expensive dry …

  • Riot at Borderhome Buffet

    by Carol Heights During the Tuesday night dinner hours, when most of us were watching "Everybody's a Loser" on Cox 11, a group of elderly men and women walked into Borderhome Buffet, robbed it and burnt it to the ground. it is not clear if this was the …