Services

Even Heroes and Villains need help from time to time, and not just with their dry cleaning. There’s a lot of low level behind the scenes work that needs doin’ and that’s exactly what this page is for! If you need surveillance, information gathering, detective services, distractions, or any other type of non-heroic service, than you have come to the right place! All currently known services are listed here! Prices are forthcoming.

Rules: Pay 1 XP and gain these affects instantly.

Private Dick: You too can hire your own private dick to investigate all of those nobodies who just might be a Villain in disguise. But be careful not to put them in too much danger, or they might become injured, captured or killed!

Services:

  • Background checks: Find the skivvy on your allies and foes alike. Keep unwanted carnies out of your headquarters. Find out just where that new significant other of yours has been up until now!
  • Surveillance: Need someone followed? Need an area watched for possible bad guy activity? Private dicks do this, too!
  • Information gathering: Need a lead? Need super salad tickets?
  • Investigations: Their main shtick, also good for lazy heroes and villains who can’t be bothered to do it themselves.

Teenagers: They are good for just about nothing…but they’re great to create distractions! Just about no one wants to actually shoot them, so they can freely toilet paper, spray paint and otherwise create a mess to distract guards, foes or whoever you need to slip by.

Services:

  • Ruckus creation: Teenagers specialize in this. You can’t pick what they do. They just start creating mayhem nearby to take the attention away from you.
  • Vandalization: Don’t like someone? Want their car plastered with eggs or worse? Is this really worth 1 XP?

Services

Heroes Anonymous RETropolis RETropolis